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Benny
the Psychiatrist
One day,
Benny the psychiatrist was coming home from work on the underground
when he saw an elderly gentleman talking to himself and then laughing
aloud. Every so often, the man would put up his hand, stop talking
then start all over again. Benny had to find out more.
“Excuse
me, I hope you don’t mind me asking, but is there anything
I can do to help?”
“Thank you but no. To keep me awake,
I tell myself jokes when I’m traveling.”
“But
why do you keep raising your hand?” asked Benny.
“Oh,
that’s to stop me telling a joke I’ve heard before.”
The
Salesman
Rachel and Sarah meet one day in Fashion Square
Mall.
“Is it true, Rachel,” asks Sarah, “that
your son Harold has moved out of law?”
“Yes, it’s
true,” replies Rachel, “he’s now a salesman in
a tailor shop.”
“Mazeltov” (Congratulations),
says Sarah, “but a salesman? Is he any good at it?”
Rachel
replies, “Is he any good? Why he’s brilliant. Only yesterday
a woman comes into his shop to buy a suit to bury her poor late husband
in. And guess what my Harold did? He talked her into buying an extra
pair of trousers.”
The
Present
Sheldon was
passing by a florist when he saw a sign in the window saying, "Say
It With Flowers."
He
went into the shop and said to the assistant, "Wrap
up one rose for me."
"Only one?" the assistant
asked.
"Just one," replied Sheldon. "I'm
a man of few words."
The
Streaker
Two elderly ladies, Hannah and Miriam,
were walking home one afternoon in Scottsdale. Suddenly,
a very old male ‘streaker’ ran past them.
Hannah
says, "What was that, Miriam?"
Miriam replies, "I
don't know, Hannah, but whatever it was it needs ironing."

WISDOM
Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
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